This challenge is fucking stupid. Good Start.
Well this is for two people. “Best” isn’t an easy thing to state in any situation.
Dear, my best friends.
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We don’t talk like that. Hang on …
Ok.
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Oi fuckheads!
Hows things mateys? The internet told me to write a letter to the two of you so here I am, wasting my time for no fucking reason, while I could be having a wank. I know right?
I have nothing much more to say in this letter than I’ve told you in those late drunken nights. Nope. Nothing. You know how much I dislike the both of you and how I can’t wait to stick your bodies in the ground so I can freely fuck your sisters.
I’d be pretty lonely without you guys though, so please wait untill I’ve found replacements ‘till you kark it.
Cheers,
The Most Miserable Cunt
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(the prefix to every sexist comment ever made.)
Men Are Better Than Woman . Com
This guy is a legend in ways, an arsehole in others. But, no matter what you think, he is fucking hilarious.
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If she really wanted to see you, she would come round.
GIVE UP CHAMP.
There is no Love. Only acceptance of another.
Two hearts to beat to the same rhythm.
Eventually the music will stop.
overthetrail:
Drink more whiskey - Save the earth
When whisky is distilled, it leaves behind two main waste products — a liquid called pot ale and draff, the remains of the grains used in the distilling method. These two waste products are being used by researchers at Edinburgh Napier University in Scotland to create a new biofuel.
According to the Guardian, the Scottish have a £4 billion ($6.2 billion) a year whisky habit, and that habit leaves “copious quantities” of both pot ale and draff that in the past has gone unused. This biofuel can be used in regular cars — meaning there’s no need to adapt the engine as there is with some other biofuels. Researchers also say it’s possible the biofuel could be used to fuel planes.
The biofuel, called butanol, gives 30 percent more power output than ethanol. With ethanol, corn crops are specifically grown to produce the biofuel. With the whisky waste butanol, no new crops are necessary. The grains grown for the whisky become the grains used in the biofuel, making this new type of biofuel more environmentally sustainable.
Good to know I’m doing my part.
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I’ll tell you what … It’s a strange world out there